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I turned on the news and it said that I was the number one most wanted person in the United States [April 13, 2023]

If jellyfish are 97% water, just add the other 3% and turn them into water. They’ll be more useful that way [April 1, 2023]

I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party and I attended with my real face [March 22, 2023]

Two fifteens and a half unpaid [March 13, 2023]

Inside you there are three wolves [February 13, 2023]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG [February 5, 2023]

I attended Saul Rodriguez’s 21st birthday party, and all I got was this lousy post [January 30, 2023]

Did some science to me portal gun [January 21, 2023]

Live from the gates of hell [January 15, 2023]

2005: year of the gamer [January 5, 2023]

Have a great day! [January 5, 2023]

God has allowed me to live another day, and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem [December 13, 2022]

Sometimes there will be a serpent that will beguile you into eating the apple [November 20, 2022]

The Powers that Be have an almost inhuman disregard for the basic liberty and well-being of the general population. They commit abominable acts of unthinkable cruelty on a routine basis, and strive ultimately to subvert or destroy everything we hold dear. [November 11, 2022]

No Love/Deep State [November 5, 2022]

Going as something scarier next year, I’m thinking microplastics or inflation [November 1, 2022]

Bitches come and go, brah [October 30, 2022]

Batter up [October 24, 2022]